Papa Llama

GREETING CARDS FOR SMART-ASSES, SASSY-PANTS, GOOF-BALLS, AND INTROVERTS.

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I Believe In... Letterpressed Card
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I Believe In... Letterpressed Card
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You're the Best Thing Since...
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You're the Best Thing Since...
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Lipstick Is Like Panties Card
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Lipstick Is Like Panties Card
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Wish You Were In Chicago With ME
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Wish You Were In Chicago With ME
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Matryoshka Missing You Card
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Matryoshka Missing You Card
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Before you everything was all meh
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Before you everything was all meh
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UFO Bon Voyage
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UFO Bon Voyage
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I wanna take naps & eat snacks with you
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I wanna take naps & eat snacks with you
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Prefer you over a bed full of kittens, card
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Prefer you over a bed full of kittens, card
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90's Were Great, But Right Now is Better
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90's Were Great, But Right Now is Better
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Functional Introverts Association Certificate Card
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Functional Introverts Association Certificate Card
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Aversion
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Aversion
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Middle Finger Card
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Middle Finger Card
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Thanks a Million
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Thanks a Million
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Cross the Bay for You
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Cross the Bay for You
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Effing Great Day
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Effing Great Day
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Suck Less
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Suck Less
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You're a F*****G Catch
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You're a F*****G Catch
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Blue Ribbon
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Blue Ribbon
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Cock Block Options
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Cock Block Options
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I'm an A-Hole
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I'm an A-Hole
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Sexual Liking
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Sexual Liking
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Dig Your Vibes
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Dig Your Vibes
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Awesome Sauce
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Awesome Sauce
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Bigfoot
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Bigfoot
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Like You More Than ____
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Like You More Than ____
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I Dig You
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I Dig You
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Dick Pic Options
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Dick Pic Options
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Cali Snob
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Cali Snob
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Washington Snob
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Washington Snob
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Oregon Snob
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Oregon Snob
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I'm Sorry You're Not A New Yorker
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I'm Sorry You're Not A New Yorker
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Stop Dick'n Around
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Stop Dick'n Around
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Stop Thinking About Sex
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Stop Thinking About Sex
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Hustlin'
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Hustlin'
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Just Fucking Do It
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Just Fucking Do It
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Hey There (Brown, Blue, Green) Eyes
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Hey There (Brown, Blue, Green) Eyes
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Wish You Were in LOS ANGELES With Me Card
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Wish You Were in LOS ANGELES With Me Card
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Wish You Were in New York With ME
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Wish You Were in New York With ME
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Wish You Were in Portland With Me Card
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Wish You Were in Portland With Me Card
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Dang. You are ATTRACTIVE. Card
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Dang. You are ATTRACTIVE. Card
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Llama Pattern Card
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Llama Pattern Card
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Skulls, skulls, SKULLS
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Skulls, skulls, SKULLS
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My City Is Better Than Your City (San Francisco)
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My City Is Better Than Your City (San Francisco)
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LA is Better
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LA is Better
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Brooklyn can kick your city's ass
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Brooklyn can kick your city's ass
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Seattle is better than your city
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Seattle is better than your city
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My City is Better Than Your City (Portland)
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My City is Better Than Your City (Portland)
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My City is Better Than Your City (Oakland)
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My City is Better Than Your City (Oakland)
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Thank you
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Thank you
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